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The eternal struggle between food and fitness rages daily for us all, but when Pizza comes into play, it stops being a fair fight. So whether you prefer Chicago Deep Dish, Floppy New York Slices, or even a Tombstone at 2AM, you know one thing - PIZZA, IT’S WORTH BEING FAT -- this funny pizza t-shirt tells it like it is. If you don’t believe us, just take a look at the calories printed on the menu. This shirt makes a hilarious gift for all your pizza-loving friends and family, and while they might not be amused, you sure will! And if you wear this out to your favorite pizza parlor, you may get alot of dirty looks from the customers, but the owner will love you, and you may even get some free garlic knots.
Mr. Festa says, “I was doing my best until May 15, 2015, when they opened a Lou Malnati’s DIRECTLY across the street from my house. I’m not even kidding. The red light came through my blinds like Kramer in the Chicken Episode. They even put me in one of their commercials!”
Snark Level: 7
About This Garment: This is the quintessential t-shirt designed for style, comfort, and versatility, the perfect tshirt for any occasion, whether you’re going for a casual day out, hitting the gym, or lounging at home. This tee combines classic aesthetics with superior comfort, making it a go-to choice for everyday wear. Crafted from premium materials, this vintage designed tee shirt offers a soft, breathable feel with a traditional crew neckline that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or whatever else is in your closet!
