If you’re the Party Don’t Start ‘til You Walk In, and you also have a big vocabulary, this is the t-shirt for you! This funny tee reads - The Commencement of Festivities is Contingent Upon My Arrival - and will help you announce your presence with authority at any social engagement. If you’re the one in your group that makes all the plans, and the one everyone wants to see at their party, this is the t-shirt for you! It also makes a great gift for any of your friends with an active social life, and perhaps, delusions of grandeur.
Mr. Festa says, “I had to make this shirt, because thanks to the Diddy scandal, I’m no longer able to shout the lyrics to my favorite Ke$ha song."
Snark Level: 6
About This Garment: This is the quintessential t-shirt designed for style, comfort, and versatility, the perfect tshirt for any occasion, whether you’re going for a casual day out, hitting the gym, or lounging at home. This tee combines classic aesthetics with superior comfort, making it a go-to choice for everyday wear. Crafted from premium materials, this vintage designed tee shirt offers a soft, breathable feel with a traditional crew neckline that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or whatever else is in your closet!