Chicago is an amazing City, and since our company was founded there, we're rather partial to it. But as frumpy Midwesterners, denizens of Fly-Over Land, we sometimes have a little chip on our shoulder, and maybe sometimes we're a little envious of all the glamor and attention they get on the Coasts. That's why we made this very blunt, direct, possibly ironic, very likely sarcastic, Funny Chicago T-Shirt:
Too Dumb for New York... Too Ugly for LA... Just Right for Chicago
Because we know that some of our friends out in Manhattan or Brookly, or West Holywood or Santa Monica, might think, "My Goodness, why would anyone live in that Goshforsaken Cold Gray Midwestern (Expletive) Place!" - Well you know what, Chicago is Flipping AWESOME, and if you're a Chicagoan, living in Chicago or from Chicago, you know that there's no place like The Windy City!
This Funny Chicago Tee Shirt makes a Hilarious and Unique Chicago Gift and Chicago Souvenir. And it's a (Kind of?) Perfect Way to Show your Chicago Love and Chicago Pride, and Represent Chicago! This is the kind of shirt the "Da Bears" Superfans would wear, or the Old Wrigley Field Bleacher Bums, or the kind of people that keep Lou Malnati's and Al's Beef and every bar on the North Side, South Side, and West Side making millions!
About This Garment:
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.