The "Too Dumb for New York, Too Ugly for LA, Just Right for Chicago" Unisex/Mens Fashion T-Shirt

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Chicago is a wonderful, exciting, wholesome, vibrant city smack dab in the middle of America. We love to have FUN! We love to eat GREAT FOOD like Deep Dish Pizza, Italian Beef, Chicago-Style Hot Dogs, and all the other wonderful delicacies of the Windy City... not to mention all there is to drink! A bar on every corner! And with the freezing weather half the year, you can just throw on layers of sweaters and sweat pants and get comfy.

New Yorkers may be known for brains, Los Angeles people may be good-looking and fit, but if you're a Chicagoan, you can proudly wear our new shirt... "Too Dumb for New York -- Too Ugly for LA -- Just Right for Chicago". Believe it or not, this is meant as a compliment! From Designer and Chicagoan Christopher Festa, whose heart and body will always be "Just Right" for Chicago! This shirt is available in Mens/Unisex styles on a super-soft, high-quality fashion tee shirt in Black, Royal Blue, Navy Blue, and Dark "Heavy Metal" Gray. 

About This Garment:

NOT YOUR USUAL T-SHIRT!  This is a Unisex tee that can be worn by men or women, from the premium mill Next Level Apparel. Available in a number of great colors.  Comfortable, soft and light, this premium fitted short sleeve is a classic choice. High quality print.

.: T-Shirt is 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs Normal Size, a bit fitted, but won’t be loose or floppy for most people.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 19 20 22 24 26 28
Length 28 29 30 31 32 33
Sleeve 7.5 8 8.2 8.6 9 9.5